Subject: VIRUS WARNING!!! PLZ READ!!!!! V. IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!
VERY IMPORTANT WARNING
Please Be Extremely Careful when opening new files you receive through public systems. This information was received this morning from Hannity Antivirus.
You may receive an apparently harmless email with an attachment “Obama.exe”. If you receive this file DO NOT OPEN IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Delete it immediately! If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: “It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.” Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the Liberal Democrats will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. It will use your webcam to spy on you, take 95% of your computer’s memory and let unemployed people use it, plant a socialist Trojan horse in your bank account, cause lizards and frogs to rain from the sky, turn Kool-Aid into whiskey, delete your religion, invade your work space with gay porn pop-up ads, and then impregnate your daughters before giving them online abortions.
This is a new virus which started to circulate on Tuesday afternoon. Hannity Antivirus software is not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself “ProChoice.”
PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS EMAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS and ask them to PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY.
on Nov 6th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Man I got like ten copies of that from Palindrone, MacCain, and Conservertive.