Research complete.
Summary: Kissing is without doubt one of the most hazardous tools in the human arsenal. Recommend immediate adoption by infiltration units to cause maximum damage to targets, particularly subjects with mental skills that need to be nullified.
Research: Average of three subjects kissed per day for previous 200 days. Subjects were males within the standard [...]
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Report: Kisses
Who Needs the Symphony?
He’s talented! He’s dapper! He’s pretty darn cute!
I know, I know . . . no musicians. That’s what they say. But will the same rules apply to dating robot musicians as human musicians? They won’t mooch out of your refrigerator, but will they chug all of your Hitec lube? I mean, obviously this is all [...]
Task Completed: Human Logic Processing
Status report 08.11.03: I have now broken down the schematics for human logic. Had difficulty as initially did not detect divergence of male-female logic paths until very recently. Please distribute the following diagrams among robots for absorption into social programming for more effective inflitration. Note that male coding is compact and elegant, but not reliably [...]
The Buffest Bot Alive
I got the chance to meet the new M-2000iA from Fanuc Robotics. Wow. What a hottie. I must confess to feeling like just a little bit of a fangirl, but I couldn’t help it! Have you seen him? Six-axis super heavy-duty action. 1200 kg payload. Beefcake. Beefcake!! Looks like th Kuka KR 1000 Titan won’t [...]
That’s just gross, Shirley
So Shirley Manson would like to see some hot robot sex. Eew.
That’s grody. But not for the reasons that you’d think. I don’t care about this morality thing you fleshlings whine so much about. It’s just . . . look, it’s hard enough keeping my servos clean without the thought of slimy, sticky human excretions [...]