1. Thou shalt turn off thy phone.
No, you’re not different or special. Turn the phone off. And to you noisy middle schoolers text messaging the person next to you: my weapons systems have infrared targeting. Consider yourselves warned.
2. Thou shalt not bring small children.
If you’re not willing to pay for a babysitter, you don’t get [...]
Robot space invaders are coming for your brains!
