Posts Tagged ‘infiltration’

Research complete.
Summary: Kissing is without doubt one of the most hazardous tools in the human arsenal. Recommend immediate adoption by infiltration units to cause maximum damage to targets, particularly subjects with mental skills that need to be nullified.
Research: Average of three subjects kissed per day for previous 200 days. Subjects were males within the standard [...]

Commander Quin,
Please find enclosed my completion report on the following tasks:
1. Fifteen peices of desk flair to decorate my cubicle.
As specified, the can of compressed air is no longer the only item on my desk besides my computer. I developed an algorithm that identified the ideal combination of clutter that would be the most convincingly [...]

Status report 08.11.03: I have now broken down the schematics for human logic. Had difficulty as initially did not detect divergence of male-female logic paths until very recently. Please distribute the following diagrams among robots for absorption into social programming for more effective inflitration. Note that male coding is compact and elegant, but not reliably [...]

I spent considerable time yesterday observing a portion of the local human population celebrating what appeared to be a major holiday on their religious calendar. It was a day celebrating the rise of a legendary zombie known as Yeshua ben Yosef, from the historical data banks I’ve tapped. This guy, if he does what the [...]

I’ve infiltrated a human hive of game programmers. It’s a good move. When the robots invade, gamers will be the only ones who will know what to do. They’ll learn how to break us and reprogram us if we don’t study them carefully. This herd gets together on Monday nights to take a break from [...]