Posts Tagged ‘movies’

Look! Look! It’s beautiful! Zarquon bless teh Intarwebz, for here, illicitly, is a look at the trailer we’ve all been waiting for! No more of this crappy teaser nonsense. Fresh from the tasty pages at TrailerAddict:

Did you see it? Those sexy long legs, those mighty and powerful servos? GIANT ROBOT! GIANT ROBOT! Skynet, I lurrrrrrrve [...]

Wait. I misunderstood. This whole “Star Trek” thing has aliens. I missed that part. I mean, the old series had those furry humans, but I didn’t know Klingons were aliens. This is not okay. Oh, sure, the new trailer might be totally awesome with explosions, but how does it start? With the wanton destruction of [...]

This week’s Entertainment Weekly has some 75% human, 25% alien eye candy on the cover. I’m pretty impressed with how much Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto look like Shatner and Nimoy. But can they act? That will be the question. An even larger question is this: Can J.J. Abrams bring back Teh Cool?
Star Trek now [...]

Having sequestered myself in the rear of the mammalian’s primitive cinema-dome, I subjected myself to this travesty in the hopes the robots would win. Or at least make a good showing. Once again the mechanized nation was cast as being universally stupid, subservient, and generally useless.
At least our animated representatives moved with more realism than [...]

This is not a review. This is a non-view of Star Wars: The Clone Wars which is the latest full assault by George Lucas on the credibility of the Star Wars franchise. There are many reasons I won’t see this stinky cinematic suppository tonight, but here are some highlights:
1. Yoda is not voiced by Frank [...]