No army of invading robots from the future could get it 100% right from the get-go. MonkeyBot, you need some help. We managed to get you a job as a coder but frankly, your lack of social skills and general knowledge has made even your socially impared software engineer coworkers begin to suspect that you [...]
Posts Tagged ‘work’
Passwords Suck
I just got an e-mail from the office telling all of us that we have to pick passwords with “at least one number, at least one upper case alphabet, at least one lower case alphabet, at least one non-alphanumeric symbol, and at least 8 characters long.” The real fun? Our passwords MUST change every three [...]
Workplace Hazards
I’ve gotten dangerously used to the rhythm at work, and sometimes that doesn’t translate well to the slightly less technical and efficient world outside the Silicon Valley. It’s the little things that trip me up, both in the über-high-tech and low-tech realms of my life.
Every day, I eat organic, locally grown, unrefined foods, three meals [...]